Short Jokes

Good Time
Muyo says : " Have you read that every average Bosnian man, has at least 8 relationships before marriage ?".
Haso replies : " Jesus! Some people really had a good time instead of me!".


Fat Safety
A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard comes near her
and says, "Excuse me miss, could you please leave the beach?"

The obese lady replies, "Why? What is the matter?"

"Well you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty
late, and the tide wants to come in!"