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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
-Rami Belson
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
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-Rami Belson
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
- Unknown
Fight Stress And Enjoy A More Relaxed You.
Every human is loaded with lots of potentials but sometimes if you don’t know how to manage stress and reduce it as much as possible you might end up not giving life your best even though you want to.
So it is very important that you know how to unlock the potential that lies within, go ahead succeed and still be loaded with more energy to do more! For that to happen you won’t just wish it you take relevant steps from time to time. If you check my previous posts on stress reduction I have no doubt you will find helpful tips that will do you good. I also made this amazing discovery and I tell you it will blow your mind like it did mine especially if you have zero tolerance for stress and you are ever willing to do all it takes for your body, mind and soul to be at its best.
I came across this wonderful stress killer, anxiety reducing and effective product by Paul Kleinmeulman
12 Amazing Binaural Beats Audios,
That Force You To Come Alive With
More Energy, Learn Quicker, Think More Creatively And Focus On Your Work
Like Never Before..." Designed To 'Switch On' Your Brain
In Any Situation...
Here Are The Areas Binaural Audios Can Help You
Stress Reduction
Anxiety Reduction
Motivation
Concentration
Focus
Awareness
Learning/Training
Relaxation
Better Sleep
Meditation
And much more...
If you want to get more information on it or give it a try Click Here!
Don’t forget to share your wonderful experience with me, it will make me feel good to know I was of help to you. Thanks.
So it is very important that you know how to unlock the potential that lies within, go ahead succeed and still be loaded with more energy to do more! For that to happen you won’t just wish it you take relevant steps from time to time. If you check my previous posts on stress reduction I have no doubt you will find helpful tips that will do you good. I also made this amazing discovery and I tell you it will blow your mind like it did mine especially if you have zero tolerance for stress and you are ever willing to do all it takes for your body, mind and soul to be at its best.
I came across this wonderful stress killer, anxiety reducing and effective product by Paul Kleinmeulman
12 Amazing Binaural Beats Audios,
That Force You To Come Alive With
More Energy, Learn Quicker, Think More Creatively And Focus On Your Work
Like Never Before..." Designed To 'Switch On' Your Brain
In Any Situation...
Here Are The Areas Binaural Audios Can Help You
Stress Reduction
Anxiety Reduction
Motivation
Concentration
Focus
Awareness
Learning/Training
Relaxation
Better Sleep
Meditation
And much more...
If you want to get more information on it or give it a try Click Here!
Don’t forget to share your wonderful experience with me, it will make me feel good to know I was of help to you. Thanks.
Polar bears in serious discussion about life.
This is the kind of very funny stuff you want to watch again and again, trust me.
Polar Bears - Very British
Polar Bears - Very British
Humor in Spanish... very funny!
Ouch! You don't speak Spanish, you can enjoy all the same just watch and you will feel the humor in the eggs just like I'm doing! LOL!
Funny Eggs
Funny Eggs
Very Funny Jokes3
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
Very Funny Jokes2
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Very Funny Jokes1
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and no."
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and no."
Is laughter truly the best medicine?
'Laughter is the best medicine' I have no doubt you've heard it over and over before. The question is do you agree?
Looking back can you point to periods in your life when laughter did the 'magic?'You were probably in a bad mood and someone or something made you laugh and that was it... you simply snapped out of your mood. Or you were feeling sick and weak then something very funny happened and you just laughed and felt alive and strong like you took drugs or something?
For me laughter and music keeps me lifted anytime anyday and it works like medicine all the time.
What do you think? Let's have your comment..... response.
Looking back can you point to periods in your life when laughter did the 'magic?'You were probably in a bad mood and someone or something made you laugh and that was it... you simply snapped out of your mood. Or you were feeling sick and weak then something very funny happened and you just laughed and felt alive and strong like you took drugs or something?
For me laughter and music keeps me lifted anytime anyday and it works like medicine all the time.
What do you think? Let's have your comment..... response.
Funny Kids
Really most times kids are fun to watch and they just simply remind you of those days when you were just a kid yourself.
Funny Children
Funny Children
Sure Stress Reducing Tips.
Tip8
Take life easy, one step at a time. Don’t try to be everywhere at the same time, to be everywhere is to be nowhere so be somewhere per time. Don’t try to do too many things all at once it can lead to frustration and stress. Sometimes you just need to stop, reevaluate, reset priorities and start again. You need your health to be productive in life remember!
Take life easy, one step at a time. Don’t try to be everywhere at the same time, to be everywhere is to be nowhere so be somewhere per time. Don’t try to do too many things all at once it can lead to frustration and stress. Sometimes you just need to stop, reevaluate, reset priorities and start again. You need your health to be productive in life remember!
Blonde Ignorance!
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Sure Stress Reducing Tips.
Tip7
Don’t fail to plan so you don’t plan to be stressed. It’s good to plan ahead, it helps your life, makes you more organized and reduces stress tendencies. For instance don’t wait until you run out of those basic things you need at home before getting them.
Don’t fail to plan so you don’t plan to be stressed. It’s good to plan ahead, it helps your life, makes you more organized and reduces stress tendencies. For instance don’t wait until you run out of those basic things you need at home before getting them.
Dirty but funny all the same.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Even Chickens Can Play Ball!
Sorry I've been away for some days. I promise to make up for it, so help me God!
Checkout this funny picture I found, I never imagined chickens could play ball... amazing!!!
Checkout this funny picture I found, I never imagined chickens could play ball... amazing!!!
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."
Sure Stress Reducing Tips
Tip6
Give yourself a break, relax! Don’t be too hard on yourself. When you’re stressed think of ways to pamper yourself and just have fun. When you feel better and refreshed you can then be more productive.
Give yourself a break, relax! Don’t be too hard on yourself. When you’re stressed think of ways to pamper yourself and just have fun. When you feel better and refreshed you can then be more productive.
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