Lost... sure to make you smile.

A young man comes across an old man sitting on a park bench, crying.

When he asks him why, the old man replies, "I have a beautiful, 27-year-old wife waiting for me at home."

Of course the young man is confused.

He asks, "Why are you crying because you have a beautiful, 27-year-old wife waiting for you at home?"

The old man looks up and cries out, "I can't remember where I live!"