Very Funny Jokes1

Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"


Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and no."

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